Sunday with Paul Chowdhry: ‘I’ll have a big brunch, then lie around watching YouTube’

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Sunday highlights? The farmers’ market in north London, now that I’ve worked my way into being middle-class.I’ll buy smoked trout, organic chickens, pheasant, vegetables and a very good Chinese chilli oil.How do you get there? On one of those electric bikes, like Uber cyclists.I’m usually stealthed up with a mask, else people go: ‘There’s Paul Chowdhry on a bike.What you doing on a bike, bruv?’Do you cook? I live on my own, so I have no choice.

I’ll have a big brunch, then lie around watching YouTube.What do you watch? That’s a good question.Nowadays, you don’t even know.You just scroll through stuff.Then I might go to the gym.

Who’s at the gym Sunday? Losers, loners, and reclusives, like me.Sunday evening? I’ll make dinner from what I bought from the farmers’ market.Before freezing most of the stuff you think: ‘Might as well eat that.’ Chuck some chicken in the air fryer, maybe some mash.You need some veg, so chuck on a tomato, and Bob’s your auntie, you’ve made a meal.

Can’t you batch cook? I can’t be bothered.Plus, I’m usually on tour, so I’ll just eat whatever the tour manager brings in for dinner from the local Turkish or Indian restaurant.I had a curry the other night that I could still feel two days later.Sunday cleaning? My cleaner ghosted me.She didn’t even say: ‘I’m not available.

’ I’m a bit of a germophobe, my house is so clean, there’s not much to do,I’ve got a Dyson, which is bloody expensive for a Hoover, but it gets the job done,Sundays growing up? We’d go to temple in north London, then a big family lunch with cousins and relatives with lots of Indian food,When you get older you realise that’s all disappeared and you’re on your own,Paul Chowdhry: Englandia tours until late May (paulchowdhry.

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