Stephen Colbert on Trump-Zelenskyy meeting: ‘Embarrassing, chilling and confusing’

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Late-night hosts recap Donald Trump’s shocking rebuke of the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, during a disastrous White House press conference.Stephen Colbert braced himself on Monday to recap Friday’s chaotic White House meeting between Trump, JD Vance and Zelenskyy that devolved into a shouting match between the two world leaders, with Trump as the aggressor, blaming Zelenskyy for continuing Russia’s war in his country.“In just 10 minutes, Donald Trump reversed 80 years of postwar US foreign policy,” the Late Show host explained.“A mere six weeks ago, America defended democracy against autocrats and promoted free and open societies all over the world.Now, we’re on the same pickleball team with Russia.

And you don’t want to know who’s pickled balls we’re playing with,“So our friends are now our enemies, our enemy is now our friend, we’re breaking up with Europe, we’re friends with Russia,” he continued,“You could argue that’s a good thing, you could argue that’s a bad thing,But what you can’t argue with is that’s the thing,”The talks, nominally to sign a deal in which Ukraine promised the US 50% of its profits from rare earth minerals, collapsed within 10 minutes.

“So things were looking promising, but then everything exploded and collapsed.It’s a phenomenon political scientists refer to as the Emilia Pérez Oscar campaign,” Colbert quipped.“Zelenskyy kept reminding these numbnuts that Putin breaks every single deal he ever signs,” he added.When a reporter then asked Trump what would happen if Putin broke any deal, the president responded: “What if anything? What if a bomb drops on your head right now.“Yeah, that’s how Putin’s going to break the ceasefire,” Colbert responded.

“This meeting was embarrassing, chilling and confusing.”On Late Night, Seth Meyers also tore into Vance and Trump for their handling of the Zelenskyy meeting, starting with Vance’s insistence that Zelenskyy thank Trump personally for US aid.“JD Vance sounds like a boyfriend who just got caught cheating for the third time – ‘You keep asking where I was last night, but have you said thank you once for the bracelet I got you!’” said Meyers.“For the record, Zelenskyy has said thank you many times, directly to the American people, in English, a language he speaks more fluently than Donald Trump,” he added.Meyers went on to note: “Diplomacy is good, we should try to achieve a ceasefire to stop the killing and bring peace, but it is possible – in fact, it’s necessary – to do that while also remaining clear-eyed about who the aggressor is.

Who violated sovereignty and international law and human rights by starting the war in the first place.“But Trump doesn’t give a shit about any of that,” he continued.“All he cares about is self-enrichment and raw power and territorial conquest.That’s why he’s doing a solid for Russian oligarchs by letting them keep their superyachts.”Meyers also blasted Democrats for their feckless response, referring to comments from Hakeem Jeffries, the House minority leader, that “we’ll need to see some mature leadership from the Trump administration.

”“What is wrong with all of you?” Meyers fumed.“You want to see some mature leadership from the Trump administration? Well, I want to see all the gold in Fort Knox.And guess what? Neither of us is getting what we fucking want!“Seriously, Democrats, show some spine,” he added.“Do you want to get primaried? Why do you guys keep acting like this is your first day on the job?”And on the Daily Show, Jon Stewart mulled an offer by Elon Musk to appear for an interview on the show, as long as it was unedited.“After thinking about his offer, I thought, you know, hey, that’s actually how the in-studio interviews normally are.

It’s unedited,’” Stewart said.“So sure, we’d be delighted.”Stewart added that he would “sweeten the pot” and keep the cameras rolling for as long as Musk wanted their conversation to last.“The interview can be 15 minutes.It can be an hour.

It can be two hours, whatever,” he said,Musk later appeared to renege on his offer, posting on X that “Jon Stewart is much more a propagandist than it would seem” and not “bipartisan”,“The guy who custom-made his own dark Maga hat that he wears to opine in the Oval Office with the president who he spent $270m to elect thinks I’m just too partisan,” Stewart laughed,“I’m really not sure what he thinks bipartisan means, but it’s generally not ‘I support Donald Trump and also Germany’s AFD party,’ That’s not bipartisan, that’s just the same shit.

“Look, Elon, I do have some criticisms about Doge,” he continued,“I support, in general, the idea of efficiency and delivering better services to the American public in cheaper and more efficient ways,And if you want to come on and talk about it on the show, great,If you don’t want to, sure,“But can we just drop the pretense that you won’t do it because I don’t measure up to the standards of neutral discourse that you demand and display at all times? Because quite frankly, that’s bullshit.

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